Not our band per se, but a band nonetheless. Pain of Salvation will be one guitar player short after their tour with Opeth. Our marketing department has since the digital release of our EP on iTunes, been threatened, beaten up and publicly humiliated. We know that the iPod spoof ad we made stirred up some dirty and dark emotions from places best left alone, but just to be perfectly clear: THIS IS NOT THE REASON WHY JOHAN IS LEAVING PAIN OF SALVATION! So there u have it. By it, we mean a crappy iphone picture of Gone Rogue and Johan at John Dee.
Also, just to steer clear from any copyright lawsuits, here´s the original iPod spoof image for your viewing pleasure.
..will not, despite all the rumors, share the stage this week. However, Essence of Absence is now available on iTunes! So if you haven´t gotten hold of this swashbuckling adventure of an EP yet, this is an easy way to give a struggling company like Apple some profit for once. And since it´s on iTunes, you know it must be good! Buy it, savour it, rate it five star pure metal, then buy it one more time.
Here are a costumer review for the EP Essence of Absence:
Lilly Alvås – ” Essence of what? I´m just making costumes, stop bothering me”
Also, here are some customer reviews for the EP Essence of Absence:
Inge O Asheim – “Kjempebra!!”
Gonerogue.net – “A swashbuckling adventure of an EP, five stars pure metal”
Justin Bieber – “I want my mommy…”
Clickety click on the button below to get to the itunes store.
Three weeks ago one of our axe wielders underwent a major ( minor ) wrist surgery. Gone Rogue has therefore decided to cancel all concerts the next couple of months. To all of our fans who bought tickets: We are truly sorry! Mostly because you have bought tickets to an imaginary event. Seriously, where did you buy them? Did you use your imaginary laptop to buy them on an imaginary online ticket outlet. Where do you keep the receipts? You need help man, jeezes…
Another guy who is in dire need of help is Jim. Give yourself an enema and check out the newest episode as the plot reach another turningpoint.
In any case, we will be back on the road as soon as our guitar player has recovered from surgery.
Oh, on a less important note, Chris has become a dad again. So Chris, this is from everyone in the band: Give the kid a ps3 or a pair of scissors to keep him occupied, and get back on the drum kit!
.. is usually a safe bet to get many hits on your webpage. So, now you know. On an entirely different matter, our EP – Essence of Absence is almost sold out. Almost. If you hurry, you can get your sweaty palms on your own personal copy. The disc is guarantied to endure all kinds of abuse over and over again until your ears fall off. (or until you break the disc, in which case, the warranty is void..) Besides, no one really know which way the wind blows. ( Actually, it´s really easy to find out. Stick your index finger into something wet, and hold it up into the air. The ones who made the expression clearly hadn´t thought about the groundbreaking technique that is finger wetting.)
The disc can be bought at various outlets, and also by contacting the band directly through our facebook page.
Oh, and check out as the new character, a true femme fatale, joins the Jeff and Jim adventure. Watch as the plot thickens and the noose of suspense threatens to strangle your sences: Enter Jenny…
So once again, Jeff and Jim has made their first christmas special! Just like when they did that detergent commercial for the sixth time. We remember it like it was their tenth. What a load of gibberish you might think. BUT, what if this post contain secret messages, cleverly hidden in the text by the templars? Lets find out shall we!?
If you sum up the first two numbers in the previous sentences, and multiply it with the third number, you get the exact price of the newly released Gone Rogue EP, which is 70kr. Amazing! But wait, there is more: If you take random letters, from different words of your choise, you can spell the words: BARGAIN CHEESE!!
We don´t know what the hell the “cheese” bit means, but one thing is certain: 70 small norwegians for the EP, is a BARGAIN!
Check out the Xmas special, and buy our album. It´s the PerfEct gift for aNy occasIon, promiSe…
