Our EP was unfortunately a little late to be a part of the commercial shopping extravaganza most usually referred to as Christmas. It´s not a problem for us though. Infact, it´s a relief. We have more than our hands full processing the pre-orders of our EP. To be totally honest, the EP being delayed is really a political statement! We refuse to take part in the commercial corrosion that ravages through the world this time every year. Raping and pillaging the minds of every child in its path, replacing values based on gratitude, sympathy and love, with shopping lists from K-Mart and Crap`R Us.
“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?”
A great ending to our mediocre ranting would be to quote Charles Dickens, so we`ll do just that.
“Out upon merry Christmas! What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer…? If I could work my will,” said Scrooge indignantly, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”
Just kidding, our EP is delayed because the producer has been ill. Everything else is true though…
Have a metal Christmas and a metal`er new year! (you try to use metal as an adjective…)
Ho Ho Ho…